Off topic: Call for universal urinals.

Ninety per cent of the time I'm walking anywhere, I have a coffee in my hand. The other ten per cent- it's beer. When I have a coffee or beer in my hand, at some point, I'm going to have to pee. When I have to pee, the last thing I want to see is this:

Where am I supposed to put my drink? On the floor? The risk of accidental splash increases exponentially. That's a risk no man should have to take. What ever happened to the classic, practical beauty of the traditional urinal?

Wow! Gorgeous, and useful! I can walk right up, rest my drink on that thoughtfully constructed horizontal ledge, do my business and be on my way. In this modern era, we become obsessed with making everything visually appealing. We have to stop somewhere, and that somewhere is urinals.